Using Jasper's influence I tasked Industrial Light and Magic to design a new Avatar, which they did and I am now using. Since they had to stop work on Shrek 26, the Prequel, the bill will be sent to him.
I have trained the coyotes in the neighborhood to howl digitally using the "howl app" on their i-phones. But the ever prevalent deer with those cloven hooves are taking a lot longer to catch on to this texting thing. Needless to say the held needs to get with the program!