Most baseball catchers would disagree, but like the... (oh never mind, why tempt the censors if you don't have to?)
PS when I unrolled the shoe mitt I found a tiny colony of former Insiders living there! Will wonders never cease. I also noted that mitt is the perfect size for one our of daughter's dolls she played with as a child. I was working on a limerick for this, but at the moment I can't buff one up!!
There once was a shoe mitt from Marriott
Whose uses exceeded the need to carry it
Alas, one day I discovered it had shrunk
All of which put me in a deep funk
But now I walk with my shoes dirty and worn
But for this I give Marriott no scorn
It's just the wave of the future I guess
I'll have to adjust and repress
The feel of angst over this
The need to be concise and not remiss
To say that a big mitt is for catchers, not guests.
And you can full in the rest.