Years ago, when I was younger, I went out for a ball game between three teams. It was a long day, no one was even there. None of the teams even showed up. I should have stayed home, too. Baseball would be a lot more fun if they wore pads and were allowed to dance. Every inning, the fans would vote out one of the players, who would be forced to then spend a weekend with their in-laws. They would not be allowed to shower.
Baseball is great. I hope it doesn't get cancelled.