There were 2 brothers who were playing pitcher and batter. "Here comes my fastest ball", said the bigger brother. "Oh yeah... I'm ready", said the smaller brother. The pitcher wound up his arm swinging it like a horizontal tornado. The ball breezed towards the pizza box which doubled as home base. The batter focused on the ball and swung as hard as he could, fouling it onto home base. Suddenly, a flash of cheese and tomatoes was upon the batter. "Ho, there goes dinner", yells the pitcher. "You forgot the barbeque sauce", replied the batter.